Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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