- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what are you mike bibby?

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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