- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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