- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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