- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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