- Anti Joke

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.