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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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