"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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