- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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