- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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