How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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