- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

My jeans

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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