Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Women's rights

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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