- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jack Stevens

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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You know whats funny Aids

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jack Stevens

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs