what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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