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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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