- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

1+2 = 6

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Daniel is a fag

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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