Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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