why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Gay rights

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Womens Basketball.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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