- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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