your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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