Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Sam Hengal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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