- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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