- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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