But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

JUST KIDDING^

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

human centipede

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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