roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

The holocaust

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's worse than this That :(

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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