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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....