- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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