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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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