- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Well, there's one way...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Feminism

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.