Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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