A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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