How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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