Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A jew enters a mall.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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