What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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