what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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