- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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