A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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