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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

world society

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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