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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Sam Hengal.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.