- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

1+2 = 6

Daniel is a fag

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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