- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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