Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Justin Bieber.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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