What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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I'm HIV positive.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Donald Trump

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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