What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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