- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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