Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Your mother is average.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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