- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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