A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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