Obama being reelected.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

thumb_up thumb_down -4

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your mother is so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops