- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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