- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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