- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

cats are pussies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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