- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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