- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

who is awesome? no one...

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

There's a god, just kidding.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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