- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

can you touch your toes? no

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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