- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

TRICERATOPS!

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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