Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A jew enters a mall.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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