What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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