- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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