- Anti Joke

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

bryden is a faggot

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you spell eight? 8

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face