- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

The Princess is in another castle

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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