- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

If life gives you lemonade.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Oh s***

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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