- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What does? 42

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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