whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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I'm HIV positive.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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