A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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France had one revolution

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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