why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A man walks into a bar

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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