- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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