Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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