- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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