A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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