What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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