- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Christianity.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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