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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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