- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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