- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A black man has a job.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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