- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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