THE GAME

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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