- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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