A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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kill yourself

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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