- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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