- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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