-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How about that airline food?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Anti Joke

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