Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A bar walks into a man

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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