whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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