A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

The Princess is in another castle

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Trump will make America great again.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Your mom.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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