- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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