Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What does? 42

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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