Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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