- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

hey hey apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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