Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Justin beiber..

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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