- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

2 + 2 = 4

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Horse.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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