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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call an arab ?

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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