- Anti Joke

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Ain't idn't a word.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.