Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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