- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Ain't idn't a word.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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