- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

my wife out of the kitchen

Women's rights.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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