A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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lets bomb africa

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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I love you

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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