Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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lets bomb africa

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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