- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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