whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

The Colts this year.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Women's rights.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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