- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I'm gay.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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