a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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