Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A jew enters a mall.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

The adventures of Helen Keller:

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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