- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A paralysed man falls over.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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